I promised that I would post about my speech topics, and I mean I love my speeches, but they aren't always that exciting to read (I promise my enthusiastic delivery and charming smile make them super fun to listen to) so I am posting them, with a few modifications. If they sound weird, remember that they were originally written for speaking in a very specific format of speeches not reading. Here we go! Mark Shrime is, a renowned ear, nose and throat doctor and a medical researcher at Harvard University, like many other medical professionals, bombarded with emails requesting him as a “peer reviewer” or suggesting he submit his research to such and such journal. The emails of course are annoying, but they also inspired a concern in Mark, what was the goal of all these “Journals” and were they actually the credible sources they claimed to be? Shrime’s solution? He had a random text generator create a scientific looking article by Pinkerton LeBrain and Orson G. Welles titled “Cuckoo...